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Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Being naked with headphones on is so fun.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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483 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 15, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Trending via Threads:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Spotted on Snapchat:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Just landed via Telegram:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Trending via Slack:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Just landed via WeChat:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on TikTok this month:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

14 shares on Slack this month:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

77 shares on X this month:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

89 shares on WeChat this month:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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9 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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483 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 15, 2026

Users Online

3,511

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Trending via X:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Live now on TikTok:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Going viral on X:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Breaking via YouTube:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Going viral on Instagram:

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

Live now on Twitch:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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