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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?