I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Commentary:
“Googling symptoms: the ultimate rollercoaster ride between ‘It’s just allergies’ and ‘Guess I’m a ghost now’ 👻🤧 #DrGoogleSays”

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