I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Googling symptoms: the ultimate rollercoaster ride between 'It's just allergies' and 'Guess I'm a ghost now' 👻🤧 #DrGoogleSays" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics. I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon. I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over. So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you. Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!