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Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Just shared via TikTok:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Just shared via Facebook:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Just landed via TikTok:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Making waves on X:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Just shared via Telegram:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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48 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

65 shares on X this month:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

59 shares on Messenger this month:

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

17 shares on X this month:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Just landed via Snapchat:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

Making waves on YouTube:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Making waves on YouTube:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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