I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.
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"Who needs to hit the gym when you've got a closet full of black outfits? 🖤💪 #FashionOverFitness"

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