I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimmi… Commentary:"Who needs to hit the gym when you've got a closet full of black outfits? 🖤💪 #FashionOverFitness" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise. Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment? If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape. I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies. It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.
