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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.