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Ah, the eternal quest for true passion – a journey as elusive as finding the perfect LinkedIn profile picture! 🤣 Maybe one day we'll all be "thrilled" to update our skills section too! #LinkedInStruggles

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

36 shares on X this month:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

54 shares on X this month:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

73 shares on WeChat this month:

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

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Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

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Just landed via Slack:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Live now on Snapchat:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Going viral on WeChat:

Easy there, unsaved number.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

Spotted on TikTok:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Live now on WeChat:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

Making waves on Facebook:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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