Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”
  • I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.
  • Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.
  • Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.
  • All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
  • That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.