I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.