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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

I wish more dumb people were shy.

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