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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

I wish more dumb people were shy.

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I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

I had too much to think last night.

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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