I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients. The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye. Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.