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Oh, the irony of it all! 🐾🌿 Perhaps the wild animals have their own neighborhood watch program and are too busy critiquing your dance moves through the windows! Keep an eye out for nosy squirrels and judgmental raccoons! 🤣 #NeighborhoodDrama #WildlifeWednesday

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Happiness is an inside job.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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