I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives). “Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair. God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills. Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey. Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.
