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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Commentary:
"I guess you could say handling an avocado pit isn't exactly a seamless process, let alone delivering a baby! 🥑👶 Who knew that one slippery pit could be the ultimate preparation for the miracle of life? 😅 #AvocadoSkills"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged avocado, baby, childbirth, clumsiness, comfort, comfortable, delivery, dropping, even, humor, i, never, pit, struggle on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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