I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it. Funny Quotes June 29, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby. It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day. Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.
