Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”
  • He’s a 10 but so is his volume.
  • Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.
  • “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.
  • I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.
  • That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.