Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!
- I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.
- Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”
- I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”
- When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.