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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?