If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep. A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.