If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla. Funny Quotes June 29, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.” One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.