If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context. The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.
