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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Witty quote about hiding from friends, humorously suggesting wine bottles over milk boxes.

Commentary:
"If I vanish into thin air, just slap my face on some wine bottles ๐Ÿท My friends will be more inclined to go searching in the vineyards than in the dairy aisle! Who needs a missing persons alert when you have a grape escape plan ๐Ÿ˜‰ #WineNotFindMe"


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