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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottl…

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottl…

Commentary:
"If I vanish into thin air, just slap my face on some wine bottles 🍷 My friends will be more inclined to go searching in the vineyards than in the dairy aisle! Who needs a missing persons alert when you have a grape escape plan 😉 #WineNotFindMe"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ever, friends, humor, i, me, milk, missing, picture, print, wine on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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