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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.