If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then. Funny Quotes August 16, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context. The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.
