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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

98 shares on Discord this month:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Live now on TikTok:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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