If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If I had a dollar for every time my dogs chewed something they shouldn't, I'd probably just buy them more expensive chew toys to destroy! 🐶💸🤷♂️ #LifeWithDogs" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever. There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me. Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.