If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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"If I had a dollar for every time my dogs chewed something they shouldn't, I'd probably just buy them more expensive chew toys to destroy! 🐶💸🤷‍♂️ #LifeWithDogs"

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.