Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.
- There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
- You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
- Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.
- It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.
