If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.