If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Funny Quotes November 15, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room? Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward. Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve. I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.
