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"Keeping friends close and enemies at arm's length, just in case you need a good head squishing mime act! ๐ค๐ค๐#SquishSquadGoals"
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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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