If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Commentary:"Keeping friends close and enemies at arm's length, just in case you need a good head squishing mime act! 🤏👤😂#SquishSquadGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room? Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward. Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer. Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close. If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?
