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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”