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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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