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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to prett…

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to prett…

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"If I was a weather man, I'd have a radar for beauty and a forecast for charm! ☀️💁‍♂️ Who needs Doppler when you can dazzle with data and charm with charm? 😉🌦️ #WeatherFlirting"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged early, flirting, forecast, humor, i, ID, joke, leak, man, pretty, pretty woman, weather, woman, women on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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