If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.
