If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women. Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If I was a weather man, I'd have a radar for beauty and a forecast for charm! ☀️💁♂️ Who needs Doppler when you can dazzle with data and charm with charm? 😉🌦️ #WeatherFlirting" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi. I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.
