If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. Posted onSep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf. If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago. I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.