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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.