Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.
  • For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.
  • What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.
  • If you’re going through hell, keep going.
  • Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
  • I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.