If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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🎭📜 If the Bard of Avon were born today, he’d probably be tweeting under the handle “Shaxxespyr”! 🤣 Maybe he’d even drop some hip-hop sonnets or write plays in emojis! 🎭📱 To be or not to be, that is the hashtag dilemma! #ShakespeareanTechUpgrade

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