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  • Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?
  • Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”
  • In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”
  • Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
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  • Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.