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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.