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"If they cancel the Simpsons, we'll be stuck living in the past 🕰️. Who needs a crystal ball when you have Homer and Marge predicting what's to come? 🔮🤣 #SimpsonsPredictions"

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

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Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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