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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy…

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy…

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"Who knew Monday was up for sale? 😂 Let's gather our funds and bid adieu to that troublesome day! 💸🔨 #MondayNoMore"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged buy, club, destroy, enough, fundraising, humor, Monday, money, raise, together, weekend, wish on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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