Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.
  • Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.
  • I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.
  • I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.
  • You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.
  • If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.