If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.