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Ah, the beauty of hindsight! 💰💸 Buying 1 Bitcoin ten years ago sure feels like a missed opportunity… or does it? 🤔 Remember, in the world of crypto, even staying the same can be a win! 🚀😂 #HODLgang

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Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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