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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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