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  • Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.
  • Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.
  • Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.
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  • Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.
  • That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.