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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.