Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Commentary:
"If you ever find yourself in a game of human bowling with policemen, remember to aim carefully – knocking down just one could lead to a whole squad showing up for the spare!"

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

  • Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.
  • Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.
  • Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?
  • The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.
  • My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged backup, enforcement, humor, irony, knock, knock down, law, law enforcement, policeman on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want. I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry! →

Funny Quotes Info 👈

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our big collection of funny quotes to crack you up. 😂💥

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 301 this month

14,052 funny quotes and pics

16,359 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 16, 2025

3,690 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress