If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If you ever find yourself in a game of human bowling with policemen, remember to aim carefully – knocking down just one could lead to a whole squad showing up for the spare!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes. Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers. That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor. I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night. Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.