If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If you ever find yourself in a game of human bowling with policemen, remember to aim carefully – knocking down just one could lead to a whole squad showing up for the spare!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes. Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers. That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor. I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night. My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.