If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave. Commentary:"Note to self: A cat's preferred mode of transportation is definitely not Velcro 🐱🛋️ #catlogic #stickykitty" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all. Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat? You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down. You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone. My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?
