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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro…

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro…

Commentary:
"Note to self: A cat's preferred mode of transportation is definitely not Velcro 🐱🛋️ #catlogic #stickykitty"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged behavior, cat, couch, humor, leave, lift, pet, pet behavior, Velcro, want on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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