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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Commentary:
"Note to self: A cat's preferred mode of transportation is definitely not Velcro 🐱🛋️ #catlogic #stickykitty"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged behavior, cat, couch, humor, leave, lift, pet, pet behavior, Velcro, want on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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