If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct. Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay. Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners. Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.