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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Commentary:
🎅🏼🎁📆 "Santa: the ultimate part-time worker and full-time judge. Must be nice to only work one day a year and spend the rest making his list and checking it twice! 😂📝 #SantaClausIsComingToTown"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged best, Christmas, day, holiday, humor, job, judging, leisure, one day, people, rest, Santa, think, time, work, works, year on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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