If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people. Posted on3 hours ago3 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.
