Trendy Funny Quotes

  • There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.
  • People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.
  • How do I un-know people?
  • Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.
  • Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.