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A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.