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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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"Who needs a bedtime story when you have the magical cure-all for dehydration? 🚰💤 Just a parent's clever way of ensuring hydration levels stay afloat! Cheers to bedtime, the universal solution for everything! 🌙😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, bedtime, drinking, humor, hydration, kids, parenting, tell, water on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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