If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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“Who needs romance when you have a fridge full of delicious food? 🍔🍕 Single or married, just make sure your pantry is well-stocked for a happy life! 😉🥗 #FoodOverLove”

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