Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.
  • I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.
  • The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.
  • Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
  • Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.
  • Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.