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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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