If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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🎉 "When you're hitting the dance floor with your cousin and someone questions your family tree, just drop the bombshell: 'Our parents are siblings.' Cue the collective gasps and eyebrow raises! Nothing like a little familial twist to spice up the party conversation. 🤪💃 #CousinCraziness"

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