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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Live now on Snapchat:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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