Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!
  • Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.
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  • Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
  • I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.
  • Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.