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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Jan 22, 2025

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Oh, the joys of navigating through the maze of flat-packed furniture with nothing but cryptic diagrams and a faint hope of putting it all together correctly! 🛠️🤦🇸🇪 Perhaps understanding those Swedish swear words is the key to unlocking the mystical universe of IKEA assembly instructions. Just remember, when in doubt, shout "Fjäderklämma!" and hope for the best! 😂 #IKEAstruggles

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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