IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words. Posted onOct 3, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.” Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab. You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back. I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do. Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.