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"Ah, the classic internal struggle between ambition and desire for a nap 😴💭. It's like having a go-getter and a sloth living inside the same body! 🤷‍♂️ #TheStruggleIsReal"

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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32 shares on TikTok this month:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

84 shares on Threads this month:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

77 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Going viral on TikTok:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Shared recently on Slack:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Spotted on WeChat:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Spotted on TikTok:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Freshly posted on Slack:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Seen just now on Discord:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Making waves on X:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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