I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to …

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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“Ah, the simple pleasures in life – like world domination and unlimited snacks! 🌍🍔 Who needs complicated wishes when all you really need is a little universe rearranging, right? 😆 #SimplePersonGoals”

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