Iโm a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the simple pleasures in life – like world domination and unlimited snacks! ๐๐ Who needs complicated wishes when all you really need is a little universe rearranging, right? ๐ #SimplePersonGoals" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy. People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always. I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.