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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to h…

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to h…

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"Ah, the simple pleasures in life – like world domination and unlimited snacks! 🌍🍔 Who needs complicated wishes when all you really need is a little universe rearranging, right? 😆 #SimplePersonGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged everything, happiness, happy, i, life, need, person, simple, simple person, want, work on Mar 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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