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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying ā€œwe miss you!ā€ with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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When they ask ā€œhow was your weekend?ā€ answer ā€œbetter than yoursā€ and maintain eye contact.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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A toddler in their ā€œwhyā€ phase makes you realize how little you know.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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I’m bringing back ā€œhold your horsesā€ and nobody can stop me.

I’m bringing back ā€œhold your horsesā€ and nobody can stop me.

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šŸŽ Hold your horses, folks! This rebel is on a mission to revive the timeless phrase no matter what! 🤣 Who knew bringing back a classic turn of phrase could be so daring and unstoppable? Watch out, world, old idioms are making a major comeback! 🌟 #HoldYourHorsesRevival



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