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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.