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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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