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  • People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.
  • Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.
  • Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.
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