I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’