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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just s…

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just s…

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Well, it sounds like you're brewing up some culinary magic! 🧙‍♀️ Who needs a recipe when you've got that fabulous witchy touch? Just don't forget the eye of newt and toe of frog! 😉🍲

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cartoon, cooking, creativity, dinner, food, going, honesty, humor, just, me, pot, real, things, throwing, witch on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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