I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t. Commentary:"Consider me your own personal wish-granting genie! 🧞♂️💫 Brace yourself, because I'll be sure to make myself unforgettable. 😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job. I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back. I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back. Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart. I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.
