Commentary:
"Consider me your own personal wish-granting genie! 
Brace yourself, because I'll be sure to make myself unforgettable. 
"
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- I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.
- I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.
- Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.
- Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.
- Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.
