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  • I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.
  • To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.
  • Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.
  • I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.
  • My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
  • I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.