I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me. Commentary:"Yep, dogs are the ultimate loyal companions. They'll never leave you on 'paws' 🐾 or let you 'fetch' a disappointed text 📱. No ghosting here, just tails wagging! 🐶👻" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead. Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first. Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much. I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume. Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.