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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Making waves on TikTok:

I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

Spreading quickly via X:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Trending via Slack:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Breaking via Messenger:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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96 shares on Threads this month:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

75 shares on Telegram this month:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

88 shares on X this month:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

55 shares on Threads this month:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Spotted on YouTube:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Spotted on Slack:

I love unplanned fun.

Going viral on Threads:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Going viral on Threads:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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