“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.