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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -For…

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -For…

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"Sharing fries is the ultimate test of friendship…unless you're the one constantly giving up your delicious, golden treasures to "former friends." 🍟😂 Remember, friends don't let friends steal their fries!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged eat, food, friends, fry, humor, just, mine, relationship, sharing, yours on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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