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  • I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.
  • This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.
  • People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”
  • The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”
  • The only thing I gained this year is weight.
  • I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”