“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries. I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet. I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels. The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.
