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Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

My parents think they know me.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Live now on Threads:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Going viral on TikTok:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Trending via TikTok:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Making waves on Pinterest:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Going bananas on Facebook:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Just landed via Reddit:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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90 shares on Messenger this month:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

31 shares on Discord this month:

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

53 shares on Slack this month:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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Getting road rage alone in my house.

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When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

Just landed via WeChat:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Making waves on Telegram:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Trending via Pinterest:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Just shared via TikTok:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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