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- It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.
- I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.
- I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.
- I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.
- The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.