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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).