I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian. I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know. My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation. Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation. My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.